You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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