gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
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