I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
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The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
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im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Pants are for mortals
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