Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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