Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
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I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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