I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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