I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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