Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i think my tv is drunk
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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