yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
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If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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