whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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