you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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