I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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