that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
