So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
You took a bar mat shot.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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