Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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