Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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