Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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