Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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