No awkward lesbian experiences without me
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I lost the right to judge tonight
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Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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