it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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