I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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