Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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