i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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