I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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