Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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