oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize