VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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