Jerry, you need to find god
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
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the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
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did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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