i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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