Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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