her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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