If that was your dad, he is hot
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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