I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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