Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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