I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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