Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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