used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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