I'm sorry my penis didn't work
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Just puked most of my soul out..
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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