Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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