ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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