After last night, I could never be a politician.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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