none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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