love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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