please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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