just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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