There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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