white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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