in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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