talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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