Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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