i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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