Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
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Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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