i just had sex bonerless
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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