2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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