i just google imaged poop.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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