idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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