We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
third nipple confirmed
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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